{"id":26,"date":"2024-11-12T15:58:48","date_gmt":"2024-11-12T15:58:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lazyactual.xyz\/?page_id=26"},"modified":"2024-11-18T19:00:21","modified_gmt":"2024-11-18T19:00:21","slug":"about-me","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/lazyactual.xyz\/?page_id=26","title":{"rendered":": About Me :"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-group alignfull has-background-background-color has-background has-global-padding is-layout-constrained wp-container-core-group-is-layout-7276a2bb wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-right:var(--wp--preset--spacing--30);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--30)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns alignwide is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-47c06fe3 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:50%\">\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-left has-large-font-size\">&#8220;A man in a world&#8230;&#8221;<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:50px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/lazyactual.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/me_hello.png\" alt=\"Drawing of a man waving hello and smiling\" class=\"wp-image-69\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lazyactual.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/me_hello.png 1024w, https:\/\/lazyactual.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/me_hello-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/lazyactual.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/me_hello-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/lazyactual.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/me_hello-768x768.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-container-core-column-is-layout-f5bb311e wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:50%\">\n<p>Hi, I\u2019m Jon \u2014a father, IT professional, and part-time wizard (seriously, my kids think I can fix <em>anything<\/em>). By day, I untangle technology for the government sector, ensuring the gears of bureaucracy spin smoothly\u2014well, as smoothly as they can. By night, I\u2019m a connoisseur of quality family time, immersive gaming, and old-time radio dramas. My favorite? &#8220;Yours Truly, Johnny Dollar,&#8221; starring Bob Bailey. It\u2019s like binge-watching Netflix, but for your ears.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When I\u2019m not solving IT puzzles or chasing after my kids, I\u2019m writing stories that no one will ever read (on purpose\u2014think of me as the Banksy of unpublished fiction). It\u2019s my secret little world where I get to break all the rules and invent new ones.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I try to live by the Golden Rule, which essentially boils down to: \u201cDon\u2019t be a jerk.\u201d As a liberal progressive, I believe in kindness, fairness, and occasionally yelling at the TV during election coverage.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thanks for stopping by\u2014if this page made you smile, my job here is done. If not, well, I blame my IT training. We\u2019re better at patching systems than punchlines.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;A man in a world&#8230;&#8221; Hi, I\u2019m Jon \u2014a father, IT professional, and part-time wizard (seriously, my kids think I can fix anything). By day, I untangle technology for the government sector, ensuring the gears of bureaucracy spin smoothly\u2014well, as smoothly as they can. 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